Welcome to me

On the off chance that you've stumbled into this tiny little metaphorical hole in the wall in the "blogosphere" and wish to spend enough time to actually read this long wall of text; welcome. My name is Nathan and I'll be your waiter this evening. Never mind the smell or the dank atmosphere of the general bar area, instead pay your fullest attention to me, the neurotic dirtbag who will be serving you some of the best filth a man in my standing can scrounge up. I'll be ranting on about religion, politics, philosophy and the general public all while trying to be as rude and sarcastic as possible. Being mostly ADD; I'll try and veer off topic as much as I can in my posts, and not fully cover certain subjects that scrape my brain area as they wizz through my head and out of my ear. Also being an OCD bastard suffering from what is most likely, in fact, neurosis; I will be my own hardass editor constantly trying to fix grammatical structure and make things sound as coherent as possible. I'm not entirely a downer, however, and will occasionally try to look on the bright side of life, as the man on the crucifix next to Brian gleefully sings about. This is a place for me and my mind, my art (by art I mean the little doodles I do when I'm bored), my poetry (by poetry I mean the elementary nonsense a sixth grader could come up with) and my writings (by writings I mean...well you get the drift). I like to explore the taboo as well; partly to cover topics most would not, but also simply to piss people off. Oi vey I'm a chutzpah! So remember, try to keep up and realize that these are simply the rantings of a pathetic madman and that nothing here should be taken as fact, or even possibly as opinion. Enjoy your stay!